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A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.
John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.
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One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.
-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.
When you are visiting Czechia and discover some bomb Mexican food that’s spicy as hell, with actual Mexican’s running the joint, and enjoy your first Czech’s-Mex!
Im sweating like hell and my eyes are watering, this is some good Czech’s-Mex!
The best country in the entire world.
I for sure am happy to live in Czech Republic.
Where ordinary words go to be reborn.
Dictating while driving and doing her nails, her text said that she was happy with her new high bridge Toyota Penis. Could she give him a shocking lisp? If he would pick up a few ripe tornadoes and parrots she could cook his favorite vaginal soup.
He didn't even try to translate. Once again she had crossed the border into the Spell-Czech Republic.
Sudden moan used as sound effect in a song is called a Czech Vibe.
'Baby, I wanna *uh*(Czech Vibe)!'