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Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2015


Yank a Knot

Yanking a Knot is the act of anal intercourse with a partner who has an obvious prolapse.

After dinner and a movie, I figured I'd Yank a Knot in that fart box and then call it a night.

by Racer XXX August 4, 2021


wool knot

Refers to the ball of fabric stuck in a hairy butt crack. Used to describe a person that is a social idiot.

You know him? Yeah, he's such a wool knot!

by Brian123 August 22, 2007


Sex Knot

A knot in your hair after a long night of sex.

She unsuccessfully attempted to brush out her sex knots the next morning.

by TheZenRunner99 July 22, 2016


Tug Knot

A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.

Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016


Fuzz Knot

Knotted up ass hairs or knotted pubes.

I got a fuzz knot in my ass from wiping too much.

The chick I banged last night was so hairy I left her with a pussy full of fuzz knots.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017


Drop a knot

Taking a big shit. Similar to dropping a deuce.

Fox was eating pineapple then she went to go to the bathroom and drop a knot! I hope she leaves the fan on!

by Big Spotsy Daddy April 3, 2021