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Blame it forward

In anticipating failure in poor decision making, especially at the managment level, by preparing in advance a third party to hold responsible and thus avoid accountablity.

CEO: If these third quarter projections turn out to be as bogus as you think, the board will have my ass.

CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.

CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.

CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?

by Dogminiskirt2 March 1, 2012


gay-forward

the opposite of straight-forward

That was the most gay-forward way you could've told me that.

by kiiboy September 11, 2021


bitch it forward

When someone's asshole/bitch moves precipitate problems onto everyone else, thus causing a chain reaction of poor decision making in order to adapt. Basically, it's the asshole version of " pay it forward ".

Example 1:

Unsuspecting Recipient-"Hey, their boss is acting like an asshole, now the whole office is pissed off and testy towards everyone else."
Smart Guy-"............Yeah, he bitched it forward".

Example 2:

Lazy assholes can't return the shopping cart to the return ally. Next thing you know, there are four different carts on each corner of your bumper, so you push them off to the next spot. "Thanks for bitching it forward assholes".

Example 3:

No one in the audience was standing and everyone could see just fine. Suddenly, one person stands, causing other people to stand. That forces you to stand just so you can see, but that screws everyone sitting in back of you. You just bitched it forward!

Example 4:

Someone parks like a douche bag, causing you to park the same way next to them. While you are inside, they leave and someone else pulls it their spot and has to park like an asshole to fit next to your shitty parking. Thus causing everyone to continuously bitch it forward.

by djbk1200 August 29, 2013


Gage Forward

Gage forward is a very sexy person they have such a good character about them and always have the ethic to work, people with the name gage tend to either be french or Welsh and it shows, everyone needs a gage in there life more or less because he has a 10 inch destroyer that will destroy anything

Person 1: Hey, you heard that new guy in college? His name's Gage Forward.

Person 2: OMG I love him he's sooo fit I wish I could be his friend

by Beefy. October 17, 2022


small forward

a versatile forward who is effective outside the key as well as near the net in the basketball court.

Fan 1: can you see that player is much taller than the others in the team.
Fan 2: yes it's because he is a small forward he can shoot from a long distance.

by Down tight April 7, 2017


not move forward

Not move forward: interview process with a chance of getting started but giving you no chance of moving forward.

Although I pass my drug test for Amazon. I didnt get the job. My status is "not move forward" due to i didnt pass my background check.

by mr Brown Brief May 23, 2019


Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.

That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.

by Wordzagon May 3, 2010