Twinkie Tunnel

A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.

A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.

"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"

"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"

"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"

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chocolate tunnel

The ass hole of a man or a woman.

Dude I gave her some good lovin' deep in the chocolate tunnel.

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Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

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tokyo tunnel

Kinda like feltching.... but instead of hamsters.. you use micro-machines

The Tokyo Tunnel is PETA Approved!

tampon tunnel

The art of being a major pussy and not knowing it.

Dave stop being a tampon tunnel already and go talk to that hot chick.

Bolderwood tunnel

The lost tunnel which links the main highfield campus to the bolderwood campus at the university of Southampton

A:it's raining how will we get to bolderwood
B:let's use the bolderwood tunnel
A:the tunnel?
B:yes it exists!