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(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.
The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.
A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?
Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
The art of telling a young sexually uneducated woman that your penis is an ice cream cone, and making here lick until she gets the vanilla syrup to cum out...and then yelling "WHITE CHOCOLATE"
Berry Lipis- Hey lick my dick like it's an ice cream cone!
Terry S.- EEEW what is this?
Berry- Vanilla syrup bitch!
Prisoner 1: Why is that guy here?
Prisoner 2:He Berry Lipis'd his cousin.
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Noun <fuhk ber-ee> - A pair of black and blue berries.
Location- Naturally growing in cafeterias of schools or institutions, but usually only appears for small groups of people discussing their hate for 'lesser beings'
Adjective <fuhk ber-ee> - 1. Used to describe people that can not do anything they are told at all especially when the task is easier than any other task that could be issued in the history of the world.
2. Used to describe someone who you do not respect at all.
3. Used to describe someone that is a complete waste of life. (Completely a waste of life, not just some one that is a little silly, stupid, or disliked)
Verb <fuhk ber-ee> - To make some one's life a living hell.
If used as a noun -correctly- in a sentence it would appear as: " Look at these fuck berries, I found them in the corner of the cafeteria."
If used as a adjective correctly in a sentence it would appear as: 1. " Steve! How could you be a complete fuck berry?! I asked you to stack the trays and you could not even do that!"
2. " Remember my ex the fuck berry?"
3. " Jeff is such a fuck berry. He does nothing with his life, but sit around all day and mooch off of everyone. He hasn't even given back to the community."
If used as a verb correctly in a sentence it would appear as: " I'm going to make the guy's life a complete fuck berry."
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Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.
Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?
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America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.
Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.
Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.
I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.
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