“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi
“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi
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an accident
"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry"
"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
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A period of your life in which you are pretty much high 24/7.
This food tastes amazing, this music sounds awesome, and I'm going to fall asleep easily tonight because I'm a kid.
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a person usually aged between 5 and 11, and has no idea what puberty is like D:
Hey, look at that poor kid.. doesn't even know what's comin' to him.
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a kid is anyone who acts like a 'kid'. Someone who has no respect in the community. Has a lousy job, acts like a kid and wastes thier time with trivial matters that don't mean much in the long run.
Mike is 40 and lives at home, now thats the definiton of a KID. I bet his mother still wipes his fucking ass for him.
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Little Gifts from God, that most people love, adore, and cherish
If all these kids dont stop runnin around my house, im going to rasise hell!
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The act of mowing down small children with ones car. (verb)
School enrollment dropped after Mr. Jones went kidding through the playground.
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