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A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
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The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.
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The place were buzz lightyear (from toy story) thinks hes from and has to get back to do a mission.
I have to back get to star command! Do you know where my ship is?
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Someone that can suck their own cock.
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about
We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!
When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.
The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!
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