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inflatable lifepartner

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.

I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied โ€œ itโ€™s an inflatable lifepartnerโ€

by Bigroar April 4, 2018


Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.

Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.

by Solid Mantis September 5, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.

by marblew August 2, 2011

3035๐Ÿ‘ 3490๐Ÿ‘Ž


inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

225๐Ÿ‘ 294๐Ÿ‘Ž


berry inflation

a type of belly inflation that has a fictional character eats a berry turns purple and inflates which result looking like a blueberry

Male: Dude you watch berry inflation!?

Male 2: Fuck yea wanna join?

by Unฤทnรธลตล„ November 4, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inflated cranium

A head that is so large it looks inflated.

Ethan has an inflated cranium

by P1aneboy July 2, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret September 21, 2015