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A lengthy string of connected insults, for major n00b pwnage. Extra points for vivid imagery and new insult-blends.
You bacterial, alley-dwelling, tampon-smelling, sub-gayby, suited, booted and anally recruited crimple-clitted steaming shit-dripping cock-hungry mongoloid asspile
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Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
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When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.
*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!
*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!
DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults
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When you’re ripping scooters down the road and one of your scoota gang members leaves the scooter pack and you say, “this bitch leaving the scoota pack, what a lil loser” in an English or Australian accent.
J: This bitch is leaving the scoota pack
AD: What a littl loser (in English accent)
AB: I’m just going down the parking lot.
No need for a fancy insult.
Some dumbass insult that's so retarded, it's funny because of how nonsensical it is
Taufeeq: "you're like the guy that everyone wishes they showered but doesn't"
Chris: classic taufeeq insult
Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.
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Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.
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