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I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now
What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.
Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.
your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.
I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.
(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
A girl who you fuck, in case you can't get a better fuck.
Rebecca is my insurance fuck this month cause schools out and I may not be able to do better.
Horrifyingly terrible or insanely boring images used to last longer during great sex
Dude, I just saw your grandma naked. I'm going to have to use that for endurance insurance.