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Internet

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

by k0b13r February 27, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon March 7, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

by TheGrayShadow January 5, 2019