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you: Tony? does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000
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you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000
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The challenge of masturbating to any 5 Lady Gaga music videos within a 24 hour period.
Restrictions are: You can only watch 1 music video at a time. The videos must be on your history. The participant CANNOT be drunk.
Oh my God, I was so bored over the weekend I tried to finish the Lady Gaga Iron Man Challenge.
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To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"