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A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)
(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
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To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"
"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
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A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
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An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.
When you jack in the box of your jack in the box food
Yo bro I did the Jack in the box challenge my GF was so surprised
No way bro Ima try it out now
jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”
A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean