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Jacobs/Jakob, these names shouldn't fall under the same category. They are totally different guys. For instance Jacob with a C, is a nice caring somewhat tall person. Who is always there to lend a hand and always ready to hand out money for those in need. On the other hand Jakob's with a K are rare and dangerous. If you ever come across a Jakob you quickly need to run and hide he will only bring you tears and bad fortune and he is nothing but ungrateful. They are also
someone who is an attention seeker and will use instruments as the way to your heart if not instrument then some other hobby. Jakob's are self indulged with himself that he sees and only cares for himself. You give and give and give to him and all he does is take and when you have nothing else to give he will be done with you, consider yourself done. Remember stay away Jakob's with a K but welcome Jacobs with open arms because they are the type of guys you can trust with even your bank account number.
A: Hey Jakob don't you think it my turn on the drums?
Jakob: Um maybe next time *start playing dumbs and singing totally ignoring your question*
A: Hey Jacob how is it going?
Jacob: Great, how are you? How is your family? Would you like to go out to lunch? My treat!
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His nickname is Færgelover69. He loves ferries. Jakob is usually a furry. People named Nona Jensen and Molleæ does not like him, they actually hate him.
Walter: "meh, that guy is disgustang!"
Emil: "yeah, that guy is totally a Jakob, ew!"
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A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.
In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.
Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.
This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.
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Has a huge dick like so big but he also is a very good athlete and lives for his family he loves and cares for many things
Jakobe is so cute
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Usually haves big dicks and leaves girls num
Great sense of humor , well dress
Found to be the center of attention
Jakobe is so finee
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The most intelligent and amusing homo sapien ever. Everything they say will make you smile. They have gorgeous eyes and have mastered the hair flip. They are also incredibly sexy as hell and extremely educated in memes. They enjoy sherbet ice cream.
I love being in the presence of Jakobe!
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