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Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jalen R.

A Smart and Silly young man who is shy but is kind at heart.
Also, he don't take no shit either.

I want to be that Jalen's friend! Did you see that Jalen R.? That Dude's OP

by AnimeKid_69 May 25, 2018


jalen mashushi

Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.

You just got Jalen Mashushied boy get out of here.

by Jalen Mashushi October 2, 2019


jalen hurts

An elite big cock quarter back for the Philadelphia Eagles who throws absolute dimes and rockets ferda

Did you see that throw by jalen hurts it was so ferda

by Zack Wilson September 27, 2022

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Jalen

a gay orgy where everyone has to take turns shitting in a bucket and the last person to shit has to stick their head in the bucket.

i almost puked when Jay has to do the dirty jalen

by do.it.again April 12, 2020

16πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


jalen suggs

Dude that’s plays basketball. He went to Gonzaga and led the Bulldogs to a Final Four in 2021. He is listed at 6 foot 5 inches at 205lbs and primarily plays as a point guard but will occasionally play as shooting guard.

Jalen Suggs is a good player bro.

by Biden is a dick April 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


girl name jalen

Someone who is very smart,loving ,caring and athletic. She is always smiling or laughing, sometime she has her bad days but most of the time it is good. Also she is always dancing. Everyone wants to to be her friend. She always bring positive energy to the group and everyone should just get them a jalen

Ooh I love that girl name jalen I need me one of her

by Love chloe104 December 5, 2017