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James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021


James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021


James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.

James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.

by Lil Dick Game May 31, 2018


James Bond

When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)

"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"

by Milliman4 April 23, 2020


James Bond

One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.

The name's Bond. James Bond.

by Libertypedia June 4, 2023


james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.

"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.

by unknownriot September 18, 2017


James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"

by sussy mogus September 24, 2022