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A guy with a tiny chode who has an allergy to potatoes. Due to his inability to eat any other food he has been malnourished for all of his life. His diet consists of spiders, woodlice and a concoction made out of cheerios and lightbulb fuses. He usually has one if not more mental instabilities at any one time. He enjoys drinking alcohol while staring at the iranian flag. He has a noticeable lack of opposable thumbs.
Josh: That guy is completely off his rocker. Calvin: Yeah he's such a Jamie.
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Jamie, Is the greatest Potato you will ever meet, She is adorable, and Very beautiful, although she is VERY Beautiful, She will only see, and focus on her flaws. She is Very loyal and has a amazing sense of Humor, She is Intelligent but can act pretty dumb At times, But its very rare. Jamie is usually a really happy person but Mostly ends up alone. (Somebody hug this lonely potato) But that doesnt stop her from making everyone happy, she usually goes the extra mile, If you meet a Jamie, never let her go. You may never see her again.
Guy: Wow check out that amazing girl
Me: I bet her name is Jamie
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A girl is a heartless girl that will break your heart then start to cry for no reason. She's a little bitch
Jamie is so evil, she a bitch!
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Jamie is usually the most awesome person in the room at a time and is usually dashingly handsome and has a nice body. The girls flock to him and he is a loyal follower of The Based God.
Girl 1: Omg, is that Jamie over there?
Girl 2: Yes, he is so sexy I might just pass out.
Guy 1: I think he just turned me gay!
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Great,amazing. Kind of rude and aggressive,but still awesome. Everyone's dream. Greatest of the great
Everyone wants to be awesome like Jamie
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Guy version: a guy who is kind of shy around girls he doesn't know, likes books but doesn't bore you about the books he reads. Will seem like someone who can't party but is usually the guy that makes everyone want to go to the party. Has awesome hair. Is really smart but doesn't make fun out of you when you say something stupid. Has a good sense of humour and knows how to make girls blush. Isn't extremely ugly but isn't the hottest guy in the word. That guy you ask for help. Is wierd and knows he is wierd but doesn't give a damn.
Annoying guy who nobody likes: God you are so damn wierd
Jamie: yes I am
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