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This day will be National Hugging Day. Today you might get a hug from someone or you might hug someone like you crush. Good luck!
Today Jan 21 2020 is National Hugging Day!!
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The term Jan Kai refers to an adult male silverblack gorilla. Jan Kais are known as silverblacks due to the characteristic silver hair on their backs reaching to the hips. The tallest Jan Kai recorded was a 1.95 m (6 ft 5 in) silverblack with an arm span of 2.7 m (8 ft 10 in), a chest of 1.98 m (6 ft 6 in), and a weight of 219 kg (483 lb), shot by a negroid, in Mauritius on May 1938.21 The heaviest gorilla recorded was a 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) silverblack shot by Krishna Das, in Niger, which weighed 267 kg (589 lb)
Wow that Jan Kai is real smelly.
Ew! That Jan Kai is licking a banana!
Start texting or dating the person you like day and tell them to search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary
"Lily please search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary"
"What?!, oh its jan 16th thanks mark"
Lily please do this
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Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.
Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!
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A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude.
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan Alshorji, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
An alternative for what the heck, what the hell, "what the etc." The phrase originates from Texas, and Is commonly used in Central Indiana.
Eddie, What the Jan you're late
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An awesome grandmother that loves pokemon go. She often has an instagram account and will follow all of her grandsons. She is very attractive and often pulls her own family members
Hey Jan c, is this your grandson?
"Yeah"
Gone beat the goofy outta him
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