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jaspered |jaspered| verb
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"
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"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
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Derives from Lancashire, England and spreads to most Scandinavian countries, People who are called Jasper are normally insensitive and hypercritical. They will take stuff very personally. They stereotypical have black hair but sometimes may have bright blonde. Jasper will always have a youtube channel based on the popular game 'Fortnite' if not they probably live in a terraced house sleeping in their bed
Oh my days, Jasper is so hypercritical.
He can't take a Joke!
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jasper is the fucking hottest man in the world!
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him
jasper, oooh, that man is sooooo hot
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Has no dick, but grows one when he sees the meg. Kicks the fucking ball away, what a cunt. The only person that likes him is Oscar, therefore Oscar is also a cunt.
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1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer
1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper
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A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.
When two males like eachother they are Jasper
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Jasper is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Although he does not know how to start a fire, he will always be there for you and make you laugh. He will FaceTime you constantly and encourage you to do your homework. If you ever meet the one and only Jasper F, don't let him go. He is a pretty great guy. He sucks at noredink and you will argue over words being words but with all of that aside, he is great. Don't believe all of the sandwich thieves that you see on here, Jasper is just a cool guy who likes to eat cereal at midnight and mess with his brother. Love you dude, thank you for being amazing and always being there for me. Your eyes are pretty cool too. Merry Christmas, I love you.
I wish Jasper could make fires.
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