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An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.
My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.
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A java program for converting game maker games to java to play online
Im going to convert my game to java using G-Java!
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This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.
Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.
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A set of instructions on how to use a device for the purposes of brewing coffee.
"Can one of you get coffee in the kitchen going, please? If you don't know how to use the new machine, I have printed out a java script and stuck it in the kitchen. Just follow that and you'll be OK."
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The coffee shop at Masco High School. Famously known for the shitty overpriced coffee drinks they make.
Masco Kid 1: Hey wanna go down and get something at Java City?
Masco Kid 2: Don't ya mean Java Shitty?
Masco Kid 1: Yeah but it's the only place around.
Masco Kid 2: Yeah, you're right. Shit.
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When a website attempts to keylog / infect visitors.
Usually a window pops up asking you to allow java.
If you click yes you will be keylogged.
Java drive by is in violation of the law in most countries
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To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.
Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.
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