Very Gay & Very Thiccccccccc, very talented, can't stop talking, Sometimes Chill, sees a hot guy already wants him, very nice to talk to, funny asf, and that curly hair that makes everyone want to touch it. He's a therapist, like fuck how can you do that. Smart as fuck, it's like if he had a calculator in his head.
Tries to find the right man to be with.
He will always know what's going to happen in the hour or so.
Javier always tries to fuck with someone like calm your ass
Javier: Hey!
Guy: What's up bro, whatchu up to?
Javier: Nothing much how about you?
Guy: Wanna chill?
Javier: i'm going to be busy ( I dooooo but my mom won't let me )
Guy: Damn....
1๐ 2๐
A big piece of shit that can't do anything for shit. Javier is a type of species that are known to be the only type of humans that evolve backwords. The more he talks the more brain cells die. The only creature in the universe that has negative iq scores.
Hey whats up Javier.
Bye.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Sure.
Are you high?
Am I?
You must be.
Are you racist?
What?
1๐ 2๐
Fucking faggot nobody loves thinks he's tough when he's not thinks he's cool cause he choked somebody when he didn't
2๐ 7๐
The act of giving yourself a dirty sanchez.
I pulled out and I was in such a lust fugue I went for the Javier. dirty sanchez
11๐ 74๐
The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...
Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!
10๐ 69๐
Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.
P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.
1๐ 3๐
Hispanic, 18 year old lesbian(usually) that enjoy soccer and video games. Very talented musician. great in bed, know for the best ass eater of all time. all her/his ex's chase but could not catch, very hard to keep but once kept better watch out, known for the greatest "playa" of all times
"Did you get Javier ?!"
"Naw, only thing she left was her dildo"
2๐ 22๐