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the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.
"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"...
Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!
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A rapper that released his debut album “Loss” in 2017.
Jack: Did you hear JEDDED’s new album?
Billy: Yeah it was lit!
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Pl. Jeds
A slang term used to desribe a person who has sexual/intimate relations with their cousins and possibly other close family members. Today, it is commonly used to describe people who have no social skills, are unintelligent or just look stupid. Its origins come from a large, wealthy private school that was large enough to form its own upper class suburb in the north shore of Sydney, Australia.
"Stop spooning your cousin you jed!"
Person one: "Hey Andy I don't think i'll go out on saturday night 'cause I have to watch the third season of Gossip Girl."
Person Two: "Seriously, you are such a jed."
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A person whose a complete lame and has a messed up licencse plate that says something like COOOOOOL.
Stopping being Such a Jed.
You know who you are.
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Talking while muted on a conference call.
He's pulling a Jed
Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
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When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard
He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.
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