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jello-like organism with no heart and no brain.
see <i><b>boy</i></b>,
So what happened with tht guy you were seeing?
- He turned out to be a total jellyfish
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When a man and woman have sex in a pool and the man pulls out at the last second and shoots his "jellyfish" into the water. This can and should be enhanced by being performed at night in a pool with lights making the jellyfish glow. This move can also be performed with gay males, or even a solo male.
1. I came by your house last night to use your pool. I ended up giving your sister a jellyfish.
2. I jellyfished your sister.
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Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.
My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.
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A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!
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When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.
Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.
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A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish