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family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

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Camp Jewell

Internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. So good that kids from lame ass Camp Chase go to Jewell during the day to have a better time. Camp Jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.

What did you do this summer?

I god damn partied at Camp Jewell all summer long.

by zgid August 16, 2009

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Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

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Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock July 1, 2017


crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 September 28, 2011

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Jewel Kilcher

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

by Maximillian April 9, 2004

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clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

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