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An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.
Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.
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A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.
ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.
"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"
Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*
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An impossible situation.
-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger
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When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.
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A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"
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An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.
Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence
a Jewish child escaping the German's in the 1940s by going to Italy and pretending to be a Jewish boy/ girl
AaAA mama Mia pizza pie, its a Jewish bambino. turn him in