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jizz

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

by breezy87 September 23, 2015


Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014


Jizz

Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.

DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...

by Katerungl November 09, 2017


jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 03, 2009


jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.

by Har the Czar April 26, 2009


Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014


Jizz

White shit that comes out of your penis.
like the song jizz in my pants

Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I Jizz in my pants

by XDDeannaXD May 28, 2009