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A masterful warrior, he will love you fiercely and leave you wanting more. A Jody is often an intelligent, sexy beast. He can't get enough of pleasing his woman so if that's you, hold onto him tight! If you are lucky enough to find a Jody, know you've found a soulmate for life.
I wish my man were more like a Jody.
I saw a Jody on the way into work and I orgasmed in my panties.
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the greatest person ever. hella sexy and hot. way better than angela lopez. she is so fine. and she has like 6 dogs..
damn, did u see that jody today, she be lookin gooood.
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1. (v.) to injure another through carelessness.
2. To Pull a Jody - to injure another through carelessness.
"Man, that guy totally pulled a Jody last night, I think he broke my toe."
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Sneaking off to go to bed without announcing a proper goodnight, especially when with a large group of friends or family. Frequently accompanied with the excuse of just going to grab another drink or use the bathroom...only to never return!
*Also used in reference to a blueberry iced coffee with almond milk, for those with the most distinguished of taste buds.
“Damn it! It’s only 9pm and Ed just pulled a Jody, time to go wake him up with a dogpile!”
“...keep the group distracted, I’m going to pull a Jody and go to bed!”
* “hey, can you grab me a Jody special when you pick up your coffee??”
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The hottest "Evil Queen" of your dreams. She is so evil she will make you do all her work around the house, force you to rub her back, kiss her feet, and if she is bad enough even make you kiss her ass and then laugh at you.
Dude #1 : that is a hot chick over there!
Dude #2 : oh, I bet she's a Jodi, she would tear yo ass out of the frame.
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Jody, contrary to popular belief, is an incredibly sexy and hard working woman who makes the prettiest babies known to man. She also handles everything for her husband.
Jody did that.
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To state false facts that sound as though they may be true but after doing extremely basic research, anyone can easily debunk these lies.
Typically accompanied by overconfidence and an innate ability to agree with everything while simultaneously one upping all others participating in the conversation.
Can also be used to describe someone who is vertically challenged and has a Napoleon complex.
"When I was in Africa last month I saw a cheetah that was running at least 90 miles an hour!"
"Google says Cheetahs top out at 75 mph, stop trying to Jody me."
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