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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is an excellent actor. Exclellent. Achieved comedic genius in "Pirates of the Carribean". Has been nominated for several Academy Awards, and deserves one soon. He owns the Hollywood nightclub The Viper Room, in which young actor River Phoenix died in front of in 1993. Did I mention how fine Johnny Depp is? Quite possibly one of the best looking human beings on the planet, Johnny was the hottest pirate ever. He is the reason I own Pirates of the Carribean...

"Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid.

by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. April 4, 2005

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Johnny Depp

God's son. He is the hottest man in the Universe. I must have him. Argh, his wife is one lucky son of a bitch! Hey, maybe when his son gets older, we may be drooling all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp. So sexy.

by A very smart person December 16, 2003

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Johnny Depp

A guy with a jar of dirt that we love so much.

Johnny Depp: "I've got a jar of dirrrt! I've got a jar of dirrrt!"

by _exclussivee._ May 18, 2022


Johnny Depp

An incredibly talent good looking actor who should gain even more respect for surviving the abuse of Amber Turd.

When Johnny Depp wins the defamation trial, I’m drinking a mega pint of wine to celebrate.

by trixiekitten May 31, 2022


Johnny Depp

Vodka shot for breakfast.

I'm having a Johnny Depp tomorrow morning.

by HeidiZ May 9, 2022


Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023


Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023