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jonas

Someone that is acting like, likes, or is fond of the jonas brothers. Usually a bad term

~ OMG look she's such a jonas
~ I know but shes not popular, Nobody likes them anymore

by Anonymouze August 21, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 275๐Ÿ‘Ž


jona

a word used while non of the english words can express the frustration one feels due to anothers retardation and/or stupidity

"he was so retarded I didn't even know how to deal with him"
"just shout 'Jona' out loud next time. it'll ease the pain"

by bird monk November 12, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas

someone who thinks they're black but have realy white pasty skin with a gold vampire tooth with a doorag and long gold nails and apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and nikes and one pant leg rolled up and a high sock that humps people's faces uncontrolibly and

jonas D@ J0N4S BRUZ3D M4H F@!C3 =X

by 5H3'LL B3 & N!CK3L July 15, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 276๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 29, 2023

59๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Fangirl

These are the girls who aren't real fans. They're incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. Mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a Jonas Fangirl.
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.

Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)

Guy: I don't like the Jonas Brothers music, they suck at singing.
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!

by AlexaJ September 1, 2008

147๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.

"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"

by number 111 June 4, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

by RUCreepin December 20, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž