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Poop

Poop = Jonas

by DaveyandCo July 17, 2009

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jonas

a piece of shit band that no one cares about, they suck ass, there music = shit, not people = shit, stated by the song by slipknot, they all enjoy gay anal sex with each other while blowing each other into a 3 person orgy, there band manager is an asswiping whore who joins them in there 3 person orgy, girls are obsessed with this band only because they think there hot, they cant sing, there lyrics suck, and there voices sound like theres a dick embedded in there mouth.

the jonas brothers suck

by jaxonyooo April 15, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 273๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jona

the act of prolonging a conversation by replying to a simple question with a response that resembles a letter or a diary entry, pouring there heart and soul into a message as if it is there last.

Alma totally pulled a "jona" when i asked why she doesnt like her boyfriend.

by ibTeeRex March 8, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas

Someone that is acting like, likes, or is fond of the jonas brothers. Usually a bad term

~ OMG look she's such a jonas
~ I know but shes not popular, Nobody likes them anymore

by Anonymouze August 21, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 275๐Ÿ‘Ž


jona

a word used while non of the english words can express the frustration one feels due to anothers retardation and/or stupidity

"he was so retarded I didn't even know how to deal with him"
"just shout 'Jona' out loud next time. it'll ease the pain"

by bird monk November 12, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas

someone who thinks they're black but have realy white pasty skin with a gold vampire tooth with a doorag and long gold nails and apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and nikes and one pant leg rolled up and a high sock that humps people's faces uncontrolibly and

jonas D@ J0N4S BRUZ3D M4H F@!C3 =X

by 5H3'LL B3 & N!CK3L July 15, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 276๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 29, 2023

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