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Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.
Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"
Guy 2 "oh yeah."
When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
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Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".
I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot
The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.
Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!
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Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid
Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend
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A ship between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc. This is the worst ship ever, considering that they don't know each other. Some people want them to write a song together, but what are they gonna write about?
Jonnie doesn't exist but jenzie does :)
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