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Jordan

The name Jordan originated from the river in Palestine. IF you are lucky enough to have a Jordan in your life, never let them go. She is the kindest creature that ceases to exist. She is very beautiful, but modest, for she refuses to admit her beauty. She is very shy at first, but once she comes out of her shell, she is the coolest person to be around. She has a fantastic taste in music, so you can totally jam with her. She knows how to comfort you when you're sad, and she will listen to you blabber for hours. She is very loving, and deserves only great people in her life. She is hard working, and she will make you very proud. She will always put you before her in any situation. If you get lucky enough to know her, she will truly change your life. She will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

"Hey isn't Jordan a river?"
"Yeah, and also a person. You uncultured swine."

by dmaceunchained June 8, 2014

22πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

Jordan in the female sense: I woman who by far outstands her peers. Incredibly, beautiful, talented, and fun-loving. Always puts others before herself. Sweet, smart girl with a sense of adventure. The perfect girlfriend. She is that kinda girl. Funny and sometimes loud and quirky. A little crazy but the good kinda crazy...

Dude, I met this girl last night, I swear she's a Jordan!

by Lady JoJo June 3, 2009

3511πŸ‘ 1943πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

jordan's usually are cute, has a fun personality, fun to be around, all around good person, easy to talk to, and is a great flirt

" Jordan is hot " " dang Jordan has a big booty "

by woahimtherealdeal December 27, 2016

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (β€œcome” not in the filthy sense)

β€œMy god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.

Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...

by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 6, 2010

72πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

Another word for an extremely cute guy. He has the most adorable freckles and the most amazing smile. His voice is all it takes to brighten up your day. He has a great personality, he's funny, sweet, cool, and can be weird at times but that's what makes him all the more better. He's such a friendly and easy going person being yourself around him will never be a problem. He's the type of person who can know every little secret about you, yet never judge you for your past. He wears Aviator sunglasses all the time and his hugs always manage to make your heart melt. Without a fail, he can always make you laugh and smile. He just might possibly be one of the best things to come to earth. Oh yeah and he looks hot in his military uniform.

That guy has the cutest freckles ever!! His name must be Jordan!!

by Whatsittoya960 October 10, 2011

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.

Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass.

Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.

by Bacon Boy Jimmy August 26, 2008

178πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž