July 21

The best fucking day ever! Only people of high excellence are born on the this day

Fetus#1 Wow holy shit dude you were born on July 21

Fetus#2 yeah dude

Fetus#1 wow that must mean that your excellence is higher then how high I am right now

Fetus#2 hell yeah i have the power of god and Minecraft on my side ahhhhhhhh!

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3rd of July

A day of annual great luck. People who are born on 3rd of July tend to be very energetic but kind people, they'll listen to you when you have something on your mind.

Me: Tom Cruise was born on 3rd of July like me!
Friend: OMG you're so lucky!

July 3rd

The day when the most overthinkers people were born

She was born on July 3rd that's why she is always overthinking everything.

July 28

The day when you hug your girlfriend as much as possible

Its July 28, better find someone quick!

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July 26

someone very special has been born on this date

July 26: someone very special's birthday

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July 9

bad bitches were born this day & are the best bitches alive, they love there family & they are very loyal, get you a girl like they,they the realest bitches youll ever meet

July 9, Bad Bitches 4 Life
July 9 is the best day

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july 6

the most amazing and beautiful people were born on this day

n: “woah the new girl is perfect”
b: “it’s cause she was born on july 6”
n: “i’m ugly”
b: “that’s cause you were born on november 16”
n: “true”

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