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Sort of a hipster, health connoisseur in diet and exercise, that is very crafty, extremely pretty, very practical, very intelligent and very open.
"How can Savannah NOT see that she's a kale girl?"
"Yeah, she's totally a kale girl"
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When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.
Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
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A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.
Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!
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Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.
"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"
"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
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The opposite of arm candy. An unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her.
It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.
He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!
Lynsey kale is in the full time stoner industry, she gave birth to the pot head that is the big nig, she is also batshit crazy and abit bipolar. She will box you out and scrap your Nan (only if she deserves it) she just don’t give a fuck about who you are, but if your not a stoner you will be unfriended. Don’t mess with Lynsey kale or she will roast your nans business on Facebook cos your a scamming little cunt
Lynsey kale doesn't give a fuck who you are, she will throw hands at your neighbours daughters cats grandad.