the 100% toxic barbies and every other day they go to the Bahamas and Italy to leave their boyfriends and husbands behind
ally: hey you wanna hang out with the Kardashians tomorrow? Kayla: umm no they said on insta they are going to the Bahamas and Italy the next day
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A rich โArmenianโ family that is known for their hit showโKeeping Up With The Kardashiansโ and for having lots of work on their body
Person 1:I WON THE LOTTERY IM RICH
Person 2: YOURE AS RICH AS THE KARDASHIANS
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The art of being celebrated for nothing at all
It is fascinating to find that some people strive to be left unknown despite their vast work in philanthropy while others are proud to be praised for Kardashianity.
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When your obsessed with the Kardashians and you make up a religion for it.
I am a true believer of Kardashianism.
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slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.
Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian
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The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian
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The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.
Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.
Pending Victims: Travis Scott
Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.
Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!