karl

A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.

Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."

karl

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

karl

not impressed but ok.

person: oh look its karl.

KARL

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!!

I love Karl's poetry

Karls

Big hairy sexy bitch

That gorilla is a karls

The Karl

The Karl is someone who is just too real. He is the ultimate ladies man, and can do anything.

Oh man, today I was talking to the Karl, and he was just too real for me to handle.