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A girl that is amazing beyond all limits, someone tht is impossible to stay mad at. With a smile that can make anyones day, Karly is a awesome girlfriend. She gets all the guys, and turns gay guys straight. Karly is so gorgeous her looks go beyond limits.
guy 1:woah, look at Karly Onoff!
gay guy 1: my balls just dropped! im straight!
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Brownish blonde hair. Amazing green eyes! loves her friends. and now knows who she cant really trust. Friends and family is her life. Has a lot of secrets. Loves turtles! You can trust her with anything and you better believe she wont tell no one if you tell her not to. THE END
Karlie Kamps loves her friends and family and does her best not to hurt any of them.
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Adam and Karly are a perfect match that close friends say was made at the free clinic due to the fact that both have visited often enough that the worlds A.I.D.S. organization has dedicated a special room in every clinic in their home town especially for them. It has stainless steel walls, floors, and cielings, made for the high tech super dose that only they so far have needed because of the many deceases that only they have gotten. Once inside the high pressure nozzles spray a top secret anti-everything cure all that sprays from the many well placed jets, cleansing them and the hundreds of potential victims that both have sex with on a weekly basis, thereby freeing the USA of life threatening STD's, keeping safe not only the sluts and whores, but also all barnyard animals.
" Karly even though you gave me my first 100 STD's, I will love you and all your many sexual conquests till the day we die of AIDS, and hereby swear to lick out as much man and animal spunk from your rotten vagina forever as we live and all I ever want to do is always smell the stench that tells me you are near no matter how far away you may be and I will always call you by your pet name, Rosy Rotten crotch !!! "
" And Adam, I Karly, swear that no matter how much semen I may swallow, it will always be your seed that I will forever savor !! "
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Dude, I could smell long before I could see that Adam and Karly were coming to town !! Tell everyone to hide the animals and lock the doors before that nasty duo infects the entire fair city of ours with not only all their old deceases, but with the many new and unheard of STD's that they have named after themselves !!!
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Unique creature from the ocean known as a distant relative to the clam.Come in orange colour shell.
Id like to order a side oof Karly Breezes with my bread please.
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A model who is embarrasingly tall and always hangs out with Taylor Swift
Neil: Hey I just saw Karlie Kloss
Harry: Who that model chick who is Six inch and fake bestie of Taylor swift?
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The most amazing person in the world! she is the most attractive girl, and everyone is jeolous of her looks! she is the definition of STEEZE. she loves this kid connnor lyle... well hopefully!!!! ahah well he loves her!
I want karlie dalton right now!
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Possibly the strangest girl that has weird obsession
Girl 1: Do yk karly murray?
Girl 2: doesn’t she like billie or sum?