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"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon
"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"
"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"
Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.
1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.
As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.
It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
Eg1.
Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???
Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*
Eg3.
Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?
Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!
When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.
Guy A: You got with that girl last night?
Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.
"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"
"Nezab kebab"
A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.
the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.
Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.
Steve : it must have been fun!
Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
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