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Dude! I totally fucked Kelly the other night!
Your right hand?
..no..Kelly, bro!
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a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is
kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =
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Men named Kelly are not only funny enough to make the thinking man statue laugh, but their sex appeal is hotter than a mixture of Brad Pitt & Channing Tatum! Kelly's are one of a kind, when you find a Kelly you keep that sexy funny son of a bitch!
Kelly made me laugh until I got moist!
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Kelly is such a great name. She is a smart, talented, cute, funny,athletic, artistic, creative girl but we know she's more than that. She is everything to the world, anyone who'll have her is lucky. She would always be there for you no matter what. Even though you get mad at her, she still forgive you. She has a nice singing voice once you hear it, she's like a blanket that you can hug, she's probably comfy. Except she might choose other boys instead of you so don't get mad. She loves everyone for who they are. She a good sport player! Boys might have feeling for her aye. I love her. She's mine. Back off. If you steal her man she yell "back off" he mine bishes" She's amazing!
Person 1: yo, don't u dare be mad at kelly, she's awesome!
Person 2 : kelly is the best person I've ever met
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Kelly is a tall blonde with green eyes; your typical idea of absolutely beautiful. She is an amazing athlete with a healthy sense of competition. She has a twisted sense of humor that will leave you laying on the floor, laughing like a retarded seal. But you will only get to know her amazing personality if you get to know her. She has a clear sense of everything she does, and does it for the right reasons. She has an amazing work ethic and is dedicated to everything she puts her mind to. She is really smart even if she wont admit it. Plus she acts on stage like being a star is in her DNA. She has so many options for her future, and all she has to do is decide what she wants. She is humble and never asks for everything, completely self-sufficient. This girl is going places.
Kelly does not smoke weed... that often.
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Get your balls off my chin. You think I'm fucking Kelly?
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