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An extraordinary girl who has a great taste in music and is naturally a groovy ass person. They will usually be the most beautiful girl you ever lay your eyes on and your love for her will hit you like a truck. She’s a freak and will do the nastiest things to you. Someone you will do anything for no matter the circumstances.
“I can’t belive I snuck out at 3 and called a Uber to Kelsy Fucking Lopez’s house with no way back home.”
kelsie has small tits and an EXTREMELY TIGHT PUSSY MY DUDE.
Kelsie: Ben you're dick is small
Ben: kelsie has an extremely tight pussy and is flat
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A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a hiv like easy e.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train ran on you? Not again!!
A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train rain on you? Not again!!
a person somewhere in Ireland who you can never guess if she is bipolar a federal officer or just messing with you about 99% of the time
"Hey so I met Kelsie next door and I think she's gonna stab me in my sleep."
Kelsie is the smartest, sweetest, nicest, sexiest, beautiful-est girl in the world. She can be the brightest star in the room but will pop someone if they get out of line. She has a kind heart, that can sometimes lead to her demise. She deserves the world and more. Protect all the Kelsie’s you know.
Ps. These statements are facts because it was written by a Kelsie herself :)
Hey who was that girl?
Oh that was Kelsie, the smartest girl on campus.
A great person to meet, he is funny, loyal, and very athletic but he is a bit dumb. Even though most people with the name “Kelsie”are feminine he still is thankful for it and everything else.
Kelsie is great
Kelsie is hilarious
Kelsie scored 8 touchdowns
Kelsie hit 5 home runs