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an ostaf rizzler that is a thermometer
Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong
Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong
Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.
Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me ðŸ˜"
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😱:《¤》Angel《¤》Fidel《¤》Jose《¤》Kelvin《¤》Castro《¤》
short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool
"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"
describes a person who has a big shlong and can satisfy all your pleasures. Massive and huge thats all I can say.
Boy 1: I think my girl slept with kelvin
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG
Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.
Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.