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Ket

Karl’s favourite midnight snack

Damn bambi did you just do some ket

by Matt Darville February 6, 2021


Ket

Tiny little todgers on a tandem in a tangent.

I like ket, but be careful of those tangents.

by Ketzstrall September 15, 2018


ket lights

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.

Should we wack on the ket lights?

by _mayhem February 6, 2020


ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 7, 2018


Ket cup

Used by the best spice heads of britain, mainly Sheffield based. Only hard ens use it, it’s a cup that contains all ur spicey needs such as ket, ur regular spice, anything u want rlly. Can be made at home or bought from ur nearest b and m bargains

Alreyt cunt that’s a nice ket cup u got there

by Massive unit March 9, 2019


ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e August 27, 2015


Pre Ket

The watery substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup.

Man this burger looked really good before i accidentally put pre ket on it.

by Calumboerlenballs December 30, 2016