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Kettle Fear

A common misconception for the video game: Metal Gear

"Dude, I was playing Kettle Fear last night.."
"You mean Metal Gear?"
"Yeah whatever, and i completely blew this asshole's head off"

by YouKnowWho-poonS October 30, 2011


Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

by Kendrick Paulson May 06, 2010


Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.

"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."

by ToeBang August 30, 2016


Tunisian Kettle

Tunisian Kettle or TKing for short is the name given when someone urinates into a kettle, boils it up and then takes this and pours it down a funnel that has been inserted into someone eles's ass

Hey man I met this girl in the bar last night, she let me TK her ass!

Hey did you hear? Tom walked in on his dad half way through preparing a tunisian kettle

by TwistedFagan April 26, 2011


Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006


Kettle bell

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.

That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....

by I3lasphemy February 22, 2013


rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 02, 2022