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A common misconception for the video game: Metal Gear
"Dude, I was playing Kettle Fear last night.."
"You mean Metal Gear?"
"Yeah whatever, and i completely blew this asshole's head off"
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When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)
Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
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A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.
Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"
"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."
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Tunisian Kettle or TKing for short is the name given when someone urinates into a kettle, boils it up and then takes this and pours it down a funnel that has been inserted into someone eles's ass
Hey man I met this girl in the bar last night, she let me TK her ass!
Hey did you hear? Tom walked in on his dad half way through preparing a tunisian kettle
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When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.
That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.
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The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.
That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.
So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....
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knowing something will happen but not knowing when.
A watched kettle takes longer to boil...
The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract