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crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.
Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.
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The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.
Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.
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i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America
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When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles
Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong
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An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.
My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.
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The medical action of botching a heart surgery resulting in the death of a powerful tyrant that had the power to behead you.
Gim Chung: I cant seem to save this insufferable douchebag. Oh well. I guess I’ll count this one as a “Kim Jong Oops.”
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Basically dead. Literally no other way to put it who wants power.
Surgeon 1:Yea that’s his heart.*punches the body.
Surgeon 2: bro that’s Kim Jong UN
Surgeon 1:omg your right.
Also surgeon 1: *runs out and tells on surgeon 2