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The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.
Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.
When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles
Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong
An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.
My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.
The world’s most noteworthy dictator who is forever surrounded by a cadre of serious-looking note-takers whenever he goes around the country, who wants to appear like the most caring leader ready to give a listening ear to his starving-looking or undernourished people.
Imagine Earth being a politically apathetic planet sans rogue leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald J. Trump, and Vladimir Putin.
Basically dead. Literally no other way to put it who wants power.
Surgeon 1:Yea that’s his heart.*punches the body.
Surgeon 2: bro that’s Kim Jong UN
Surgeon 1:omg your right.
Also surgeon 1: *runs out and tells on surgeon 2