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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.

It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.

by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018


camp kinder ring

The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.

Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.

by hello there friends February 5, 2019


my kinder queen

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.

I named you My Kinder Queen

by Mishtithemakerofmashalsname June 27, 2017


Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins February 7, 2008

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Milchschnitte Kinder Ping

It's a Mix of Milchschnitte, Kinder Pinguin and Maxi King

Some Dude to another Dude" Yo Bro have you tried that new Milchschnitte Kinder Ping? It's Fire!"

by Xay_ July 7, 2023


CAMP KINDER RING

the best camp on the planet where kids meet there best friends for life you can never go wrong with camp kinder ring some people call camp there second home but after kinder ring you will call it your first home because of how fun and enjoyable kinder ring is go to camp kinder ring!!!

camp kinder ring is my forever home.

by GABI PEREL!! March 20, 2020


Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

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