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Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020


klaus

a stupid closeted jester, someone being called 'klaus' defines them to be insane, deprived and probably lives in a made up world they have to live in

youre such a klaus man

by dumbfucklol August 15, 2021


Klaus

A thicc awesome Viking bear daddy ready to drag your dick agross the floor

Oh look its Klaus, he is so hard and thicc

by Thicc Bitch 69 February 15, 2020


Klaus

Klaus means: Victory of the people. Origin: German.

Hello Klaus, Nice to meet you.

by Pjotr777 November 23, 2021


Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person, he normally wears glasses is bald headed and extremly smart he can solve really complicated problems in a few seconds if you ever have the luck to meet a Klaus don't let him go, he could be the solution to all of our problems.

A:"Who's that over there?"
B:"That's a Klaus!"

by Cyka137 November 25, 2021


Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person that wears normally glasses he's bald but also extremy smart. If you ever find one don't let him go because he could be the solution to all of our problems.

A:"Who's that ?"
B:"Who?"
A:"The smart looking person over there."
B:" Ahh he is a Klaus, he's extremly smart.",

by Cyka137 November 25, 2021


Klaus

He is a bad boy in the vampire diaries and he can be nice when he wants to be, he normally goes for blondes and loves to eat people

Caroline: Did you just eat him
Tyler: it was Klaus Mikelson

by Jdhejwishdnksixhf May 1, 2022