Kobe

The name of the best Los Angeles Laker of all time. Yes he was accussed of raping that money hungry woman in Colorado, but he is still the most talented player in the NBA today

Kobe Bryant is the greatest Los Angeles Laker of all time

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Kobe

An act in which the male ejaculates his sperm into the female's mouth as he fades away, much like Kobe Bryant fades away on a jumper. Most often done while yelling "Kobe!"

1: You jizz in her eyes last night?
2: Yea bro. Totally Kobe'd that bitch.

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For Kobe

What people are now to say instead of kobe when throwing something into something else.

*throws paper ball into recycling bin* “kobe!” *everyone glares* “It’s ‘for Kobe’ dude”

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KOBE

Something white people say when throwing a paper ball into a trash can

OOOOooooooOOOO! AAAAWWWW! KOBE!

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kobe

1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.

1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!

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kobe

to jump over a moving vehicle

"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

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Kobe

A really handsome man and lovable too a nice guy and helpful a loyal man a guy that will ride with you if you want to. A really fresh smells good breath doesn’t stink

Kobe is really hot.

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