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The ancient fighting style of our lord and savior Hitler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When Hitler was surrounded by Ninjews in the battle of 1658 he fought his way to victory with the use of Kong Fuhrer
a Large intimidating woman that is furious when angry. Has known to throw furniture and does not like being constrained.
Dude: oh yeah you better be careful, Kim kong will get you!
Other dude: why?
Dude: because you took her snack cakes
Other dude: should I take them back?
Dude: yeah, unless you want body slammed on a table
Asia Kong is an unfortunately shaped woman who appeared in the 1995 PCFX game "Zen-Nippon Joshi Pro Wrestling: Queen of Queens."
The nickname originated from an episode of 1UP.com's "Broken Pixels" show.
When Asia Kong was born, they tried to kill her, but it was documented that nothing CAN kill Asia Kong. Not conventional weapons, at least.
Asia Kong had a lot of practice eating children and taking hormones.
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a tall and/or fat white person.
"Damn watch out Honkey Kong! You almost stained my muthafucken puma's!"
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The act of sticking you penis in a KONG dog toy while using it as a butt plug in your partners ass.
Hey Bro, Ive been kong plugging your girlfriend a lot lately!
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The act of dumping on a partner's chest during, before or after sexual intercourse.
Then watching as the person swats the area, in an attempt to remove feces or ejaculate. All while screaming at the top of their lungs, reminiscent of movie monster King Kong.
Bonus if performed on a rooftop, or if lit paper airplanes are thrown at said party.
Dude, you gave that bitch Melissa the Hot Kong! Right On!
Julie broke up with me last night, right after the Hot Kong.
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1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
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