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The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.
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It is on like donkey kong is not a saying.
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a prejudice male or female of irish decent aiming most of their hate towards jews. usually the person is DK making fun of m&m (the rapper)
racist donkey kong spinning a dreidel and making jews feel bad
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Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?
Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...
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You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.
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Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
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"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
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